Profile sardonicmiss: this username is universal *winks*

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am, for lack of a better term, a christian goth, although I am, at times, punk, victorian, vampire.
I design, sew & sell gothic clothing for a living.
More later, once I get acclimated. :)

I have a 14 year old, and I don't think I want
anymore children. HOWEVER, if you have children
of your own, and you wish to win my heart, I
could be persuaded. ;) I know God has a plan,
and I can't rule out being a mother again. I'm
just unsure about still being a full-time mother
at 45+. I envision my future as time spent
enjoying a one-on-one relationship with the man
who is to become my husband & best friend.
I have waited so long.

I spend a lot of time on livejournal. I have four accounts, two of which are specifically for my stories & poetry. It's a good place to learn more about me, if you are inclined to do so. :)

Other Things You May Want To Know About Me

~ I started sewing with my Gramma at age 5

~ I write short stories, poetry, and have several online journals

~ I can cook ANYTHING, usually from scratch ;)

~ I really like to sleep

~ I paint with watercolors

~ I design, sew & sell costumes & "gothic" clothing for a living

~ My favorite flowers are pansies & tulips

~ My days are sometimes 30+ hours long

~ I'm random

~ I'm bi-polar, but medicated

~ I'm the parent of a teenage scenekid O_o

~ I'm a walking encyclopedia of useless knowledge

~ If I never saw the sun again, I wouldn't care

~ I've been bellydancing for 5 years

~ I loathe doing dishes

~ I'm a Gamer Girl

~ I have chosen to be celibate until I am married.

~ I have friends from ages 4-94 & more topics to debate than people to debate them with

~ I opened my business and started making money at age 15

~ I'd prefer to be a Vampire Lifestyler, but at this time, reality keeps interfering :(

~ I like being alone & am amused by my own company

~ I have a thing for the "Psychotic Boy Next Door" type

~ I love jellybeans

~ I want to learn to speak other languages, especially Greek, Russian, German, & Japanese

~ I'm very open-minded

~ I want to join a roller coaster club SO much!

~ I prefer to be naked in my own home, and barefoot

~ I don't act my age, and I don't look it

~ I'm convinced dragons exist

~ I have a weakness for "Southern Gentlemen": the accent, the chivalry, the charm...

~ I'm intrigued by the idea of designing, building, and decorating my dream house

~ I talk to myself, my cats, my TV, my food, and any inanimate objects I think might be listening

~ I get excited when I think of all the books in the world, then I despair when I realize I'll never get to read them all

~ I won't eat meat that's on a bone

~ I read a ridiculous amount of the time

~ I like pirates

~ I have Fibro Myalgia, but I REFUSE to be sick

~ I have tattoos, scars & piercings, and I like others who do, too

~ I am incredibly independent and self motivated, yet I believe that the man is the head of the household.

~ I like being short

~ I think bacon is the perfect food

~ I collect stuffed penguins, dragons, Russian nesting dolls, and recipes

~ I love crime shows

~ I kinda dig guys with freckles

~ I want to learn to Swing Dance

~ I love road trips

~ I HAVE to have alone time, or I get really jumpy
Sign Capricorn

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Owner of Online Clothing Business
I Live With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Somewhere fun that affords opportunity to get to know one another, without the pressure of constant conversation. Like a meet-up/convergence, or an amusement park.
I've Always Wanted To Try To learn new languages and to swing dance
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is to get to the center of the tootsie pop. xP
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is All kinds of things from staying in bed all day/night to Comic-Con to rocking out to local bands to watching a meteor shower.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed